President is a Space Alien!
Recent research by the Agency for Interplanetary Invasion has uncovered proof that the President of the United States, Fred Muldoon, is actual a space alien from the planet Glaxon!
X-Ray of President's Head
These X-rays, recently provided by a secret White House source, show a decidedly non-human cranial shape, and clearly display the atypical rounded, blissful face common to the Glaxonians.
White House officials denied the reports, but were unable to explain the X-ray, nor the President's perpetual "happy-face" seen over the past two months.