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Scientist to clone Einstein, using DNA from fountain pen
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Big Blue, the chess computer, is actually Bobby Fisher
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Mo Ordonez and Fidel Rillo win Tammy Faye and Jimmy Bakker look-alike contests!
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President is a Space Alien!

Recent research by the Agency for Interplanetary Invasion has uncovered proof that the President of the United States, Fred Muldoon, is actual a space alien from the planet Glaxon!


X-Ray of President's Head

These X-rays, recently provided by a secret White House source, show a decidedly non-human cranial shape, and clearly display the atypical rounded, blissful face common to the Glaxonians.

White House officials denied the reports, but were unable to explain the X-ray, nor the President's perpetual "happy-face" seen over the past two months.