The Truth About Santa

Breaking the news to a small child that Santa Claus is merely a tool of the modern capitalist is one of the saddest moments in raising children. Nevertheless, such truths must be brought to life, for fear that your child become another Pangloss lost in the idealism so prevalent amongst our youth. Here are some different methods to introduce this topic.

Santa's Exploitation of the Working Class

Begin by talking about Santa's enslaved workforce. How can those poor gnomes make all those gifts? Clearly by driven overwork.....

Elves and the Union Movement

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Elf Exploitation

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Santa Claus
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