The Meaning of Life

How many times have you sat down and asked yourself "What is the meaning of life?." I certainly have. I've even read many of the good books, from C.S. Lewis, to Kant, to Sartre to Zoltan the Magnificent. But I think the most profound statement about life was made by Jack Handey, who said:

I can still recall old Mister Barnslow getting out every morning and nailing a fresh load of tadpoles to that old board of his. Then he'd spin it around and around, like a wheel of fortune, and no matter where it stopped he'd yell out, "Tadpoles! Tadpoles is a winner!" We all thought he was crazy. But then, we had some growing up to do.

That pretty well sums it up.